All women are crazy, I just happen to be one of the fun kind.
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Pokèmon gym leader in training, living in Brooklyn, working in post sound.
I can’t help but find it really telling that while looking up Sarah Silverman’s interview on the red carpet last night, all the articles are about how she brought her liquid pot in her clutch, when the real point of that interview was that she rightfully called out Rancic for asking her incredibly trivial and dumb questions that every women on red carpets gets asked.
I don’t give a shit about what designer she’s wearing. I don’t give a shit that she brought her legal pot to an award show. I want to know what it was like appearing on ‘Masters of Sex”, a dramatic series, while being known for her comedic work. Or what her writing process is like for her variety show that she, oh yeah, was nominated for and then subsequently won.
We need to cut it out. We’re so much better than this.
- 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
- 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
- 18 year old: I'm an adult now! I can't wait until I finish school and get to do some REAL work and be fully independent!
- 22 year old: Holy shit. What am I doing here?? How is anyone trusting me with money, to do things, or have real responsibilities. Can someone sponsor me?
And this is the portion of the trip I have to keep myself from being weepy, by repeating mentally “this will be SO much more weird if you cry in this airport/airplane/line.”
Tldr: I miss my little San Francisco family already.
irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”
irish isnt a language…